Hello, I’m Matt. 21 Year Old future teacher and currently a liquor enthusiast. I try to love as many as I can, but often I end up failing them. But lord knows I keep trying.Tumblr (3.0; @colonelmevans)http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/<p>Though I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s just alcoholic blue balls.</p>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/47846602619http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/47846602619Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:34:41 -0400time to let gohttp://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45170226257http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45170226257Tue, 12 Mar 2013 00:44:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a5a572d7f12ec5c6f3e236b2e3accad/tumblr_mjh42gJp3b1qzplewo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://killthefez.tumblr.com/post/45077234142/fish-is-a-big-dork" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">killthefez</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>fish is a big dork</p></blockquote> <p>I’m just gonna sit here and be ok with the fact my name is Matt</p>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090678296http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090678296Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:52:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aaae3a26719717253a0fab14a6f98119/tumblr_mjbb3rqcCX1qllbnao3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1128be32b3d07791a7765ebff7aec7e7/tumblr_mjbb3rqcCX1qllbnao4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlwithapumpkintattoo.tumblr.com/post/44899233510/who-needs-context" target="_blank">girlwithapumpkintattoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_44883724568"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_44883724568"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/who-needs-context" target="_blank">#who needs context</a></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p>I miss this show.</p>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090617459http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090617459Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:51:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9c5d493be6d4cc440330a53e0061213/tumblr_mikpiw8l6M1rex9fco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://masseffect-multiplayer-things.tumblr.com/post/45087090982/submitted-by-nerdofmanytalents" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">masseffect-multiplayer-things</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>—submitted by <a href="http://nerdofmanytalents.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">nerdofmanytalents</a><span> </span></p></blockquote> <p>I always yell “FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE” whenever I hit the button.</p>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090373979http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090373979Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:47:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6b262c28b67c5391b2d9745db081248/tumblr_mjh8eig8ft1qc24mno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090305407http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090305407Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:46:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c130eedc61d4e7dfada34f7d4903df8/tumblr_mjdmdz7DS01r24nzwo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c51dce469366acb0156b2b353a331f8f/tumblr_mjdmdz7DS01r24nzwo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b6ea45af3ee36906ab0bfec70157787/tumblr_mjdmdz7DS01r24nzwo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/992ef359fc5c980b629b5c0d0feb6eeb/tumblr_mjdmdz7DS01r24nzwo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/123a2fdcdfd520c577152d5601710093/tumblr_mjdmdz7DS01r24nzwo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6dc3bbc3dd2bb73628a53ecce0cb2616/tumblr_mjdmdz7DS01r24nzwo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090287472http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45090287472Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:46:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f14b1518eecc6f969da98efc93b64bc2/tumblr_mje5b6RL1u1qfeaoyo1_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb7d2830a3c3510012354864d59d793d/tumblr_mje5b6RL1u1qfeaoyo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45003585888http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/45003585888Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:48:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ewd5Xhzi1qfd1gpo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ewd5Xhzi1qfd1gpo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44997843039http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44997843039Sat, 09 Mar 2013 23:24:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0565c125bbb83d862b525fa745c0358b/tumblr_mh42n1Y4cF1qelegeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e0b856e13d6c3291883e6e4a9507229/tumblr_mh42n1Y4cF1qelegeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/736c48ec6a3d7cc6ec45e1e4ba563003/tumblr_mh42n1Y4cF1qelegeo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5c0872de1e67c35fff0f691c83e13f2/tumblr_mh42n1Y4cF1qelegeo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nothing-rhymes-with-ianto.tumblr.com/post/44997471170/staticspatula-now-start-talking-jared" target="_blank">nothing-rhymes-with-ianto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://staticspatula.tumblr.com/post/41334695760/now-start-talking" target="_blank">staticspatula</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><em><small>“Now start talking.”</small></em></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Jared got dinged in the head with a flying bit of tree in that last GIF and didn’t even flinch or break character.</p> </blockquote>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44997713657http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44997713657Sat, 09 Mar 2013 23:22:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2956406fa2e23faa5d94e6be3875116/tumblr_mjeyq30Dso1r6703ko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goodforinspiration.tumblr.com/post/44970326294/yess-master" target="_blank">goodforinspiration</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yess Master !</p> </blockquote>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44997686344http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44997686344Sat, 09 Mar 2013 23:22:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c3f65cbdfec841dee0b321772a6fa1e/tumblr_mibookYwoh1qe11kdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44997527091http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44997527091Sat, 09 Mar 2013 23:20:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ctpd3Lu41qkfp30o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ctpd3Lu41qkfp30o4_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://opsci.tumblr.com/post/24745705814/thor-asgard-pt-1" target="_blank">opsci</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Thor - Asgard : <em>pt 1</em></p> </blockquote>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44993589646http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44993589646Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:25:26 -0500<p><a href="http://fear-is-truth.tumblr.com/post/25075398490/ooc-sorry-for-the-mild-hiatus-i-havent-been" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fear-is-truth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>((ooc: Sorry for the mild hiatus, I haven’t been feeling well. I’ll be back up to normal as soon as I can, okay guys?))</p></blockquote>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44993578484http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44993578484Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:25:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/273cfdc01d626055d3c907e2cc759e58/tumblr_mj12pcvdwv1qj4fmco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jessybeanz.tumblr.com/post/44360978363/i-put-down-the-151-and-decided-to-be-girly" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jessybeanz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I put down the 151 and decided to be girly (:</p></blockquote> <p>My regret is that I just finished off the last of my bottle. I need to find a place in town that has more!</p>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44992921347http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44992921347Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:16:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9ae4df2d4be2e0e096bb64c77c7b80f/tumblr_mj9wqhyiA11rsehuwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://o-mai.tumblr.com/post/44763919182/last-shot-in-the-east-henny-pinnacle-giann3m" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">o-mai</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Last shot in the #east #henny #pinnacle @giann3m @_justrache @genemichael31 Roselyn and Lainey #cheers love you’s!!!!</p></blockquote> <p>Pinnacle is one of my favorites! *raises glass* cheers mate.</p>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44992842921http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44992842921Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:15:09 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenannika.tumblr.com/post/20496074828" target="_blank">queenannika</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>unfortunately being gay in real life is not as fun as it is on the internet</p> </blockquote>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44217900011http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44217900011Thu, 28 Feb 2013 09:27:28 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c6c6067a0181d593b9ccb2149731ab1/tumblr_mf55krLckZ1rex9fco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://masseffect-multiplayer-things.tumblr.com/post/38546848958/submitted-by-mallowandberry" target="_blank">masseffect-multiplayer-things</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>—submitted by <a href="http://mallowandberry.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">mallowandberry</a></p> </blockquote>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44196159810http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44196159810Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:13:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/882cb4f68c75f1e6425a1f6f14524462/tumblr_mibplv9BTO1qe11kdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://memespot.net/post/44195179170/bitch" target="_blank">meme-spot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bitch</p> <p><a href="http://meme-spot.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44195282242http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44195282242Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:01:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8464b51e3ddabd8bd713284d16b34a6a/tumblr_misor3Iakx1qa9r50o8_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5fb15bd834909471b4cb05dce1773880/tumblr_misor3Iakx1qa9r50o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed0a97f0377ca25eddf87a72e2a0a650/tumblr_misor3Iakx1qa9r50o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e76b1544a19f7d27deb7e58d0bd881f/tumblr_misor3Iakx1qa9r50o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/059dcb81b26a2de3a149161bd258c4a9/tumblr_misor3Iakx1qa9r50o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f27261bab0f1e2825a65327fdbf77942/tumblr_misor3Iakx1qa9r50o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e06f40ccdc3582c87eea1982f8a3848/tumblr_misor3Iakx1qa9r50o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44194582209http://colonelmevans.tumblr.com/post/44194582209Wed, 27 Feb 2013 22:52:28 -0500