Reports of Jaffa Cakes

Hello, I'm Matt. 21 Year Old future teacher and currently a liquor enthusiast. I try to love as many as I can, but often I end up failing them. But lord knows I keep trying.

Why do I only think about you when I’ve been drinking? I know it’s a stupid idea but I guess that part of me still wants to talk.

Though I’m pretty sure it’s just alcoholic blue balls.

I really should start live-blogging my drunk thoughts. They might be of use to me later.

killthefez: fish is a big dork I’m just gonna sit here and be ok with the fact my name is Matt

killthefez

pacinglee emmaswanned

masseffect-multiplayer-things: —submitted by nerdofmanytalents  I always yell “FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE” whenever I hit the button.

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foxymulder forredlights

ainsleyhayes forredlights

stephenfrycunninglinguist nothing-rhymes-with-ianto

macca-is-our-king loki-told-me-to-kneel

staticspatula nothing-rhymes-with-ianto